My goodness, isn't Agatha's situation looking hopeless? Locked in a cell with a bunch of spooky religious fanatics while a mechanical megalomaniac works on the nastiest way to kill you sure is a rotten way to spend the holidays. Mwa ha.
So we'll just leave Agatha there for a while as she works out what to do next. (We know, but we're not telling her.) While she stews, we'll hop on over in time and space to the seven-page short story Fan Fiction; written just for us by the amazingly sparky Shaenon K. Garrity of Narbonic.com. We are thrilled and honored to bring you this one, and we hope you like it as much as we do!